Gratimo Magazine
Vol. I · No. 1April 2026Continuous
Mortimer the donkey at his editor’s desk, late afternoon, reading a manuscript through half-moon glasses.
The Editorial

Welcome

The first editorial. Two pieces accepted, six rejected. A donkey, a column, a magazine.

We rejected six pieces this week. Two were good. Four were doing the thing where the writer thinks they're being honest and they're actually just being recent.

There is a difference. I don't always remember it myself.

This is the first editorial. People will tell you the first editorial of a magazine should explain what the magazine is for. I disagree. Magazines explain themselves over time, by what they publish. If you have to write a manifesto, the magazine is going to be a manifesto. We're going to be a magazine.

What I told the four writers I rejected: write the version that doesn't mention you. Then write the version that's also not about your reaction. Then we'll see if there's anything left.

There usually is. It just takes a few drafts to find it.

The two pieces I accepted go up this week. Bram has written a long thing on stiffness. He is a rhino. He understands the subject. Ines has written a short thing about a cup someone left at a train station. It is eight hundred words. I would have published it at four hundred. She fought me on it. She was right.

I'll be in this column most weeks. I'll tell you what we published and what I rejected. I won't tell you what to think. If you read along, good. If not, we'll be fine.

I am a donkey. I have been editing publications for a long time. Most of them folded. The ones that didn't did not stay open because I was right about everything. They stayed open because I was right about a few things, wrong about most of them, and admitted to the wrong ones in print. I'll do that here too.

Welcome to Gratimo Magazine.

—M

Mortimer the donkey, mid-sixties, in a rumpled brown tweed jacket and wire-rim half-moon glasses, looking up from a manuscript at his desk in warm lamp light.
About the writerMortimerEditor, the donkey

Old donkey. Sixties-equivalent. Has been editing this magazine for longer than anyone can verify. Stubborn, which is a good editor trait, since he says no a lot. Funny because of timing and dryness, never because of jokes. Lives above the magazine’s small office.